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    Music Makes a People Come Together

    Note: I originally published this in 2003, and it's long, so grab a soda and sit for a while. I felt that during this critical time in our country, when separation is becoming the norm, instead of inclusion it might be time to remind everyone that Music Makes a People Come Together. Because look around...everywhere you turn it's heartache, it's everywhere that you go... Also note: If you are able to accurately...
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    Carrot Soup for the Soul

    Heath's Recipe for Delicious Carrot Soup Ingredients: Baby Carrots (use as many bags as necessary for the amount of soup you want to make - this is your base, plus the water to cover them) 1T Olive Oil 8 Large Mushrooms Sea Salt and Ground Pepper White Pepper Chili Powder Brown Sugar Fresh crushed or powdered Ginger (fresh preferred) Fresh Oregano leaves (5-6 stems) Large container of Heavy...
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    The Great Halloween Massacre

    No ween would be complete without the ancient story of the Great Halloween Massacre, so here I deliver an encore presentation... Is everyone feeling hella good??? I know that when this special dark day of the year rolls around (not to be confused with Hershey's Special Dark Chocolates), I'm feeling hella great! Or for those of you with small children reading this, you are permitted to feel hecka great,...
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    There are Too Many People on the Earth

    I have big concerns for the stability of the planetary crust. Not only are we blasting past 7 BILLION people on the planet (remember when it was a big deal ten+ years ago when child # 6 Billion was born?), but a lot of those 7 billion people are also obese. This is old news now: The world's population is forecast to hit 7 billion next year, the vast majority of its growth coming in developing and, in many c...
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    Personality Disorders

    I am an obsessive-compulsive-avoidant-paranoid-schizoid. Well, I was yesterday. Today I'm only obsessive-compulsive-avoidant. Tomorrow I'm hoping only to be obsessive-compulsive, however, given my daily mantra of "I don't like people", it's looking like tomorrow will be an avoidance day. Thank goodness I'm telecommuting tomorrow. Some time back I did a lot of reading about personality disorders. Specifically,...
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From McDonald’s to KVIE Public Television

Aug 3rd

Posted by heath in Work

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Delicious French-Fries

When I began my career at age 15, McDonald’s was the obvious choice. Several of my friends worked there and it seemed like a fun place to be. Plus, who doesn’t love McDonald’s french fries? Seriously, they were delicious at the time (keep in mind this was a LONG time ago).

I started out as a crew trainer – I didn’t really train that many people, but it was on my badge so there you have it. Basically, I ran drive-through, which was THE place to be. You know it was the place to be because I capitalized THE. And More >

Intel, KVIE, McDonald's
clubidol

Affairs of State 2010.

Jul 27th

Posted by heath in Sacramento

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It’s become an annual tradition for us to go to the State Fair at least one time when it’s in town. This year we only had a short time to get there because they not only moved it ahead a month, but the duration has been shortened to a mere 3 weeks.

Budget crisis anyone?

Unfortunately it was not only the timing of the fair that was reduced this year, it was also the quantity and quality of the rides. A warning for those of you buying tickets or wristbands – there are very few rides this year that are worth the More >

Big Fun, California, Sacramento, State Fair
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Pilgrim’s Pride.

Jul 21st

Posted by heath in Writing and Language

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Three days ago a pilgrim arrived at the shop I run on Fourth Street. I was fussing with boxes in a back corner when the tinkling of the old rusty bell above the door signaled a customer. It was a rare sound – customers weren’t in the mood for rare books these days, what with the economy in such a slump – so I quickly pushed a box of old magazines into a shelf and hurried to the front of the store.

I paused at the top of the three stairs that led down to the cashier desk – a pilgrim? More >

Pilgrim's Pride, Pilgrims, Rare Books, short story
Do you fall asleep at your computer?

Snooze.

Jul 15th

Posted by heath in Awareness

Have I mentioned lately how uninspired I am, lately?

I look to my right and there is a stack of books just waiting for my red pen to edit them. Good books too. Books that you probably want to buy some day. Books that mock me relentlessly with their mockyness.

Do you fall asleep at your computer?

And then there are the books in progress. Add another stack of those, only the stack is on a hard drive mocking me with all its mockinglyness.

And it’s not that I’m truly uninspired – why just the other morning I woke up in the middle of More >

Insomnia, Sleeping, Snooze, Writing
My full right hand

I have Two Subcutaneous Foreign Bodies

Jul 9th

Posted by heath in Health

A couple years ago I burned my right hand, in what was a very foolish maneuver. Basically I grabbed for a pan that was just under 350 degrees in heat. There was a sizzle and the blistering started almost immediately causing severe injury to my hand, but this was not the first time that I injured the hand, and I’d like to tell you a little story about it.

Let us travel back in time to the early teen years when I was in 6th and 7th grade.

a very young Heath

Picture a young Heath (ok, not THAT young but I couldn’t find More >

Memories, Middle School, Pentel Pencils, Sadomasochism
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